Deluxe Party Bottle Chiller: Cools Your Drinks Quickly

Say hello to the new means of cooling your hallowed beverage during a party or after a crappy day at work: the Deluxe Party Bottle Chiller. It has the sense and capability to cool off your drinks in a matter of five minutes! (Lord, that’s quick). There’s a display system on the bucket shaped cooler that tells you how long the swirling water will take as it swirls around a fan (propeller, is it?) and cools the contents. A can of beer can be chilled in just about a minute while a wine bottle will cool off in five minutes or so. To increase the temptation of taking a huge swig, you have this Waiters' friend corkscrew lying waiting at the back of the chiller. Simply open the bottle and have a fiesta.